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Serhii Semenovych Drozdov is a Ukrainian military sniper pilot, commander of the Ukrainian Air Force in 2015-2021, colonel general since 2016. As a pilot, he mastered such military aircraft as L-39, An-26, MiG-21, MiG-29, Su-27, and Mi-8 helicopter, and has a total flight time of over 2000 hours.
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