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Boothferry Park was a football stadium in Hull, England, which was home to Hull City A.F.C. from 1946 until 2002, when they moved to the KC Stadium.
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Pío XII is a station on Line 9 of the Madrid Metro, located under the Avenida de Pío XII. It is in fare Zone A.
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