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Dear Abby is an American advice column founded in 1956 by Pauline Phillips under the pen name \"Abigail Van Buren\" and carried on today by her daughter, Jeanne Phillips, who now owns the legal rights to the pen name.
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The Chiuni is a coastal river in the west of the department of Corse-du-Sud, Corsica, France.
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